speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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wowryanbundy:

Hmm? #me #gpoy

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darthxochitl:

that guy is about to battle like thirty cats

peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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nikittypaprika:

When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity

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